my wife


is a japanese


ice cream girl.


i love her chestnut


with green tea.












i could get used


to this life.










no

not me.













the abominable


train lineS.












my all time favourite


toilet bowl.


complete with


adjustable potty warmer temperature,


user controlled


butt washer


and customised flushing sound.











they said


i couldn't cross my legs


properly.




















the gods couldn't


grant my wishes.


i should have


learnt nippon-nese


before going.













ice cream


makes me mad.


















my wife's boss


was a possessive


old lonely woman.


so i took one of these


instead.


















i apologise


for the apparent lack


of the acclaimed


miniskirts.


i was travelling with my mum.













i'm sure


my wife would love


to wear a kimono


on every other week.












i have


moved.




















wah.

so fat.



















suagu one.

never see fireplace before.
















wow.
















wow2.














wow3.
















i wished

i had that.


















parting was


always sad.


but no fret.


i brought back


lots of


war throphies.


minus the ice cream gal.